And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a salty little fish:
"It’s worse to imagine a world with Obama getting a second term than it is to imagine a world without pizza. Because with Obama in a second term, there will be no pizza. For anyone." -- Herman CainYes, but what about remote controls, Herman? I've heard that Obama wants to take them away, which will force Americans to have to get up to change the channel. Why is no one talking about this conspiracy to take away our right to bear IR devices? From my cold, dead hands!